[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.mertour.sk\/ste-smutnya-rozveselte-sa-tymto-clankom\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.mertour.sk\/ste-smutnya-rozveselte-sa-tymto-clankom\/","headline":"Ste smutn\u00fd\/\u00e1? Rozvese\u013ete sa t\u00fdmto \u010dl\u00e1nkom!","name":"Ste smutn\u00fd\/\u00e1? Rozvese\u013ete sa t\u00fdmto \u010dl\u00e1nkom!","description":"Kto by nemal r\u00e1d humor a kto by sem-tam r\u00e1d nepo\u010dul nejak\u00fd vtip? Niekedy sa vtipy pren\u00e1\u0161ali od \u010dloveka k \u010dloveku, formou \u00fastneho prejavu. Nesk\u00f4r n\u00e1m to u\u013eah\u010dila tla\u010d a […]","datePublished":"2018-02-16","dateModified":"2023-04-28","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.mertour.sk\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.mertour.sk\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9bbe1b3bd68cf5b616cc697a459b86e3be4df6c120806baf939f8aad94b0a3d6?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/9bbe1b3bd68cf5b616cc697a459b86e3be4df6c120806baf939f8aad94b0a3d6?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"mertour.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.mertour.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a286903_w16506_t1523852691.png","url":"https:\/\/www.mertour.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a286903_w16506_t1523852691.png","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.mertour.sk\/ste-smutnya-rozveselte-sa-tymto-clankom\/","about":["Z\u00e1bava"],"wordCount":398,"articleBody":" Kto by nemal r\u00e1d humor a kto by sem-tam r\u00e1d nepo\u010dul nejak\u00fd vtip? Niekedy sa vtipy pren\u00e1\u0161ali od \u010dloveka k \u010dloveku, formou \u00fastneho prejavu. Nesk\u00f4r n\u00e1m to u\u013eah\u010dila tla\u010d a \u010dasopisy a dnes, dnes m\u00e1me internet. Preto budem r\u00e1d, ak V\u00e1s m\u00f4j \u010dl\u00e1nok touto online formou pobav\u00ed. Aspo\u0148 tro\u0161ku. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dne sna\u017ei\u0165 sa budem a pok\u00fasim sa v \u010dl\u00e1nku spomen\u00fa\u0165 nejak\u00e9 kvalitn\u00e9 vtipy, ktor\u00e9 n\u00e1s dnes obklopuj\u00fa. Prajem V\u00e1m pr\u00edjemn\u00fa z\u00e1bavu, ka\u017edop\u00e1dne nepr\u00edjemn\u00e9 \u010d\u00edtanie to d\u00fafam nebude pre nikoho.  Vtipy Babka na kontrole: „P\u00e1n doktor, ve\u010f Vy si len listujete papiere a ani sa ma len nesp\u00fdtate, ako sa vlastne m\u00e1m. Doktor sa op\u00fdta: „Tak ako sa m\u00e1te?“ Babka odvet\u00ed: „Ani sa ma nep\u00fdtajte p\u00e1n doktor!“  Be\u017en\u00e1 komunik\u00e1cia s V\u00fdchodniarom. „Pros\u00edm V\u00e1s, nerozumel som V\u00e1m, zopakujete mi to?“ V\u00fdchodniar: “ H\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1, \u010do hutor\u00ed\u0161?“  Do kuchyne pr\u00edde pr\u00edsny gastronomick\u00fd znalec a vykrikuje: „To kto navaril tak\u00fdto obed, kto je za to zodpovedn\u00fd?!“ Od hrncov sa oto\u010d\u00ed Chuck Norris a zamra\u010dn\u00fdm poh\u013eadom vrav\u00ed: “ Ja som ho navaril, pre\u010do sa p\u00fdtate!?“ Znalec: „Eeeee, ve\u013emi dobr\u00fd obed, ve\u013emi dobr\u00fd!“ Neexistuje h\u00e1dam obdobie, kedy by si \u010dlovek u\u017eil sex bez strachu. Najsk\u00f4r sa boj\u00ed, \u017ee ho pristihn\u00fa rodi\u010dia, nesk\u00f4r sa boj\u00ed, \u017ee ho pri nevere pristihne \u017eena, a v neskor\u0161om veku m\u00e1 zasa strach, \u017ee ho pristihne infarkt. Zvuky, kedy padneme z prv\u00e9ho poschodia: „Buch! Aaaaaau!“ Zvuky, ak pad\u00e1me z \u0161iesteho poschodia: “ Aaaaaaaa! Buch!“ Odkaz na stole: „V chladni\u010dke m\u00e1\u0161 dva kol\u00e1\u010de! Zjedz ko\u013eko chce\u0161, ale jeden mi nechaj!“  Syn\u00e1\u010dik: „Rodi\u010dia, u\u017e som dospel\u00fd a je \u010das, aby som sa osamostatnil!“ Rodi\u010dia odvetvia: „M\u00e1\u0161 pravdu, sme na teba hrd\u00ed, syn\u00e1\u010dik.“ Syn na to: „Ja viem, kufre som V\u00e1m u\u017e zbalil!“ Ako hlup\u00e1k oklame \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00fa spolo\u010dnos\u0165? K\u00fapi si l\u00edstok, no p\u00f4jde pe\u0161i! Mazan\u00e9! Alica sa p\u00fdta: „Ako je na tom tvoj mu\u017e po tej v\u010deraj\u0161ej autonehode?“ Ren\u00e1ta odpoved\u00e1: „Ale asi ni\u010d v\u00e1\u017ene, asi m\u00e1 len poranen\u00e9 p\u00e4ty. Dnes mi toti\u017e volal nejak\u00fd patol\u00f3g.“                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           3.7\/5 - (7 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Ste smutn\u00fd\/\u00e1? Rozvese\u013ete sa t\u00fdmto \u010dl\u00e1nkom!","item":"https:\/\/www.mertour.sk\/ste-smutnya-rozveselte-sa-tymto-clankom\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]